626
How did civilization function before this?
627
Missing simpler times like when Steve Harvey tried to murder Michael Jackson
629
A lie can get halfway around the world before it realizes it might have left the stove on
631
The fact that it posted an ‘epic’ reaction gif of a pantless boy dancing is going to keep me up for a few nights I think
632
I don’t get it, why would anyone NOT litter their property with passive aggressive and/or brain dead lawn signs? Is there some kind of downside to NOT polluting the public space with gigantic obnoxious placards that let me know everything you’re thinking? Asking for a friend?
633
Litearlly nothing says "Cutting Edge" like a Widescreen CRT TV
634
OPPRESSION TEST: Can you drive to McDonalds not in hijab and get biggest Big Mac value meal? If yes: Not oppressed
635
*smiles snidely while touring guests through mansion* “Why yes, that is my limited edition ‘Hey You, Pikachu’ N64...so funny you noticed...”
636
I did hear that 9/11 happened because Minnie Mouse did not wear Hijab it's true
637
When I hear someone say "Very disappointed you don't support women" I have to wonder where the education system failed us
640
Forever doomed to internally replay that awkward thing he said at last weekend’s camping trip
641
The switch could be awesome for multiplayer games, looking forward to watching Nintendo never take advantage of that and make wooly world 2
642
I have been informed that I have tweeted a "dead meme". Will be looking for defribrillator ty 4 notification
643
Early reports indicate the canine became aware that "[He was] but a tiny speck in a vast universe", and went on to eat an entire pizza alone
644
“Your delivery could not be processed as the restaurant is no longer taking orders at this time.”
645
Coming down to a scene like this means last night was one hell of a time
647
Always a fun surprise waiting around for you at JonTron Studios! Never know what you'll walk into!
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My Twitter Drafts graveyard is a scary place...
650
Can you imagine how these same people would react if Trump supporters staged some sort of insurrection like this?
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