826
heavenly father hear me now i am ready to be isekai’d
827
I Reincarnated Into A Guy Whose National Government Covers All Public Healthcare Financing And Also Elves Are Real!?
828
what america needs right now is a man who can fit his whole fist in his mouth and i am ready to be that man
829
as a kid i learned english by watching american cartoons. a lot of the voice actors in those cartoons are now my friends and colleagues. i’ve even directed some of them and every once in a while in my mind im like “haha you’re my english teacher”
831
to the person who gave me this sticker at a con, i’d like you to know it’s found a home on my allspice jar
832
TIL my cat went to college. apparently she has a degree in Companionship, with a minor in Tuna
834
we were playing undertale and we got to *that* puzzle and i told her that it was very important and that she should make detailed notes and now she won’t talk to me
835
do you ever try to fix your sleep schedule by staying up til the next night, then 2pm rolls around and you accidentally take the biggest fattest whore nap of your life
838
always happy to sign your albedo merch, no matter the franchise
839
normal person: “chicken”
north american men in their mid 30s: “chimkin UwU”
840
i figured out what the worst gift you could give to your partner for their birthday is it’s covid
841
if leonardo davinci were alive today he would be a kirby main, experts argue
842
listening back to audition right after submitting it
843
on the topic of ship dynamics, my tv and fridge are on the same wifi network, and sometimes i wonder if they talk, if they are in love, if they are conspiring in secret against the waffle iron
844
been quarantining away from the cats, i think they are getting lonely
847
there is enough pain in the world, the fishing in stardew valley should not be this hard
848
the events of stardew valley would never have transpired if joja corporation workers had a UNION
849
do you think british people stop doing the accent when no one’s around
cat owner