776
they’re stripping away your rights with abandon because they do not fear you. make them fear you.
780
they’re a 10 but they think your oc is dumb ☹️
781
i simply do not have what it takes to be a band geek like wtf even is this
782
when you actually see for yourself how fireworks can hurt a traumatized loved one you’ll hate those fucking things forever. like holy shit can we find another obnoxious past time that isn’t fucking sky bombs
785
i did a very good english dubbing today @JennyYokobori said so
786
i would like to taste the flesh of a spider
787
genshin workplace mockumentary au. interior, break room. lunch time. albedo brought a sandwich from home. camera zooms in. its full of spiders
788
bennett enters the room. “hey could someone turn up the air? it’s a little warm in here…” He is actually on fire, but does not know it
789
mona’s arm is stuck in the vending machine
790
ayato changes itto’s desktop background to a jpeg of a bean
791
diluc files another hr complaint against kaeya for spelling “boobies” on his calculator again
792
ganyu stares at mona, who is still elbow deep in the vending machine desperately clawing at a snickers bar. she wonders if she should call the police
793
zhongli looks over his shoulder, before slipping more office supplies into his briefcase. he prays to himself for forgiveness
795
the phrase “hold still” is basically ruined for me forever
796
@TheGriffinBurns hey girlie hold spiders
797
instead of “totally cool if not” try “i will actually like you less”
800
oh so if a cute animal does a big yawn it’s “OOH BIG YAWNNN” but if i, an adult human male, do it all of a sudden it’s “please cover your mouth” 🙄😔
cat owner