803
just kidding i am actually losing my mind
805
for my first tweet as a verified account
806
*leaves out food and water for genshin x pokemon au artists*
807
this thanksgiving i am thankful for xinyan genshin impact
810
i voiced sherlock holmes’ bestest friend moriarty on tonight’s episode of lupin the third. all anime moriarties have to be blond teenage pretty boys that’s the rule
811
how can you say you love kazuha when you won’t even sell your house for him
812
trade offer. she gets: a potato chip. i get: a very damp tennis ball
813
dogs be like LOOK AT MY TENNIS BALLdont fucking touch it justlook at itLOOK AT MY TENNIS BALLLFKFKDKSL
815
razor sends a company-wide email that just reads “my tummy hurts :(“
816
laura and i voice Hinata in *inhale* The Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout!!!!!!!!!!
i voice the dude before he gets isekai’d and turned into a hot girl, after which the character is voiced by irl hot girl @laura_stahl twitter.com/Crunchyroll/st…
819
i don’t even know how to say kreideprinz
821
just bought hundreds of dollars worth of bread baking supplies and in the end i wasn’t brave enough to look at the cashier and say “i’m bready” like i’d planned 😔😔😔
822
just spent a lot of money on a new hobby im about to lose interest in
823
cannot describe the shame i feel when an older adult male throws something to me and says “here, catch” and i miss the catch as a result of my fatherless upbringing
824
bought a fruit and ate it before it went bad
825
i actually take issue with anyone who *isn’t* cringe. like beat it you generally pleasant and affable piece a shit how dare you
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