876
*arrives in pelican town with intentions of being a slut*
877
what makes you think i can’t be an excellent farmer AND an excellent whore twitter.com/Caramujo_kun/s…
878
picking which character/faction to side with in a video game based not on their politics but solely on how hot i find them
879
fighting for my life against this child proof lock
880
why come up with a different d&d character for EVERY new campaign when you could just make a sassy hot elf with a tragic backstory again and again forever
881
a warning to all enemies of peace & freedom: i have begun taking multivitamins
882
sucrose look i turned myself into a cat. i’m a cat sucrose. i’m catbedooooooo
884
i will not be pulling for cyno. i will instead be going outside and pulling for JESUS
885
but would you still love them if they were a *racist* worm
888
i’m going on a health kick by which i mean i’ll maybe have a salad for lunch one time and then immediately give up
890
i am going to destroy mondstadt, destroy everything
892
it’s really nice of him to come say hello once every few updates
893
if/when susbedo shows up again, i hope he’s the ara ara kind of bad guy
894
hey guys!!☺️ if you’re lactose intolerant, here’s a list of cheeses you can eat:
-all of them don’t be a wimp
895
are you really gonna let a little diarrhea stop the grind
896
you carry the aura of a magikarp, interesting
897
i believe it was aristotle who once said “the first realization of an educated mind is that the maid outfit wields great ancient power” twitter.com/satorigame/sta…
899
sometimes, all you need is to inherit massive amounts of generational wealth ❤️
900
just now learning i get to share a banner with my gf’s character and that’s 🥹 just 🥹 so 🥹 super neat 😭💖
i hope you’ll all wish on the barbara banner too 🙏 twitter.com/GenshinImpact/…
cat owner