726
i should be able to buy chocolate chip cookies medium rare
727
awake at night trying to think of ways to get them to change eula’s damage voice line to “you’ll-ah be sorry you did that”
728
all kids wanna do these days is look at candles and wonder if they have pyrokinetic powers and try to control the flame with their minds 😒
729
trying to succeed as an actor as sloppily as i can. no poise or technique. entirely to spite theater kids
730
if i’m the one who made the spam and eggs i should be allowed to call it speggs
732
please do NOT like this tweet. it must have ZERO likes. i need this tweet to have an ATROCIOUS ratio. the juiciest ratio known to man.
please.
733
new twitch pfp + banner by @aleikats
🔫look at it
734
idk what counts as a lot of views for youtube, but i think 172k is a pretty juicy number
so thank u everyone for going back to 2013 with me 🙏🥲
735
for the last time it’s “come into BEING” not “come into BEAN”
736
hey really sorry guys, gotta postpone tonight's signing stream to tuesday, 5/31 7pm pt.
laura's not feeling well, so i have to shrink down to microscopic size and go fight the virus in her body (it's not covid don't worry)
737
hey hey wake up hey wake up
are there
any
vtube model riggers
looking for work rn? 🙂
738
did anyone else have “reduced to a sobbing mess by the doordash customer service rep” on their bingo card because—
739
“i’d really like to be a yelan haver” best i can do is a third keqing
740
these pictures were taken 17 seconds apart
741
took em literally, *literally* two minutes lmao twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
743
oh maaan it sure would suuuck if i got verified, that would be terrible
746
how do you even pronounce lechonk. is it lechonk🇫🇷
747
this is what boys do when they have a crush
748
happy to report the golden sharpie still has ink
749
they came back and asked to make it worse twitter.com/chocola_vt/sta…
750
at restaurants, i prefer to be left to my own devices
cat owner