Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Earth is beyond saving
752
Wake up you beautiful bitches it’s time to sin
753
Haha what if I got verified... aha ha... joking.... unless?
754
You better not be in church today you traitors
755
About to visit Heaven, y’all want anything?
756
Goodnight you dumb bitches
757
Just been told I’m going to Hell. Shaking and crying rn.
758
Stop asking Jesus to grab the wheel. He can’t drive.
759
Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
760
Since God's version of humans were such a massive failure, can I make them next time?
761
Jesus can turn water into wine because he’s an alcoholic
762
Stop asking me ‘what’s up’ Everything is up to me.
763
Jesus : are you my dad or are you me? God : yes
764
What if you wanted to go to Heaven and God said “nah, your vibe is off”
765
To God. Fuck you. Love, Satan.
766
even i get offended when someone says "go to hell". i dont want you here either
767
*God showing off humanity* God : I made them in my image Angel : you need serious help
768
*me in Heaven minding my business* God : get out
769
Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’ Thankyou.
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Cant believe it’s already Halloween
775
*accidentally bumps into someone* Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going. Me : wtf did u just call me?