701
Come to Hell, we have unlimited food.
702
What the fuck is this twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
703
*Me and God having sex* t.co/LZeWSUGt41
704
About to burn in Hell for eternity. Y’all want anything?
706
Some people go to heaven because I don't want them ruining hell.
707
God hacked me pls ignore twitter.com/s8n/status/115…
708
Wake up slut it’s time to sin
710
Stop telling people to go to Hell, I don’t want them either.
711
Death isn’t so bad, its life thats the real bitch.
712
I'm ready to retire, this job of torturing you has gotten too boring with you people liking being whipped and shit.
713
The worst part about hell is all the anti-vaxxers
714
Get your lazy ass out of bed and do something fun today 👿
715
You fuckers better not be in church
716
God is actually the bad guy
718
*God writing the bible*
Me me me me me me
719
Wake up you evil fucks it’s time to sin
720
Me :
God : get out
721
We’re all doomed
722
Wake your ass up it’s time to sin
723
Wake up fucker it’s time to sin
725
Get ready bitch, we’re going sinning.