726
You’re all evil fuckers but I love y’all
727
Please don’t disrespect me like this again t.co/rweqnbbnyG
728
If you're having a bad day, just remember, it can always get worse.
729
If Santa doesn’t get you a gift this year . Don’t worry, I’ll hook you up instead.
730
Wake up bitch we got some sinning to do
731
Who wants to take Cerberus for a walk?
732
Heck is where you go when you do little sins
733
Wake up you evil fuckers it’s time to sin
735
you’re still alive, so your day wasn’t that bad.
738
His thumb is longer than my fall from Heaven twitter.com/allgd217/statu…
740
What if I told you that me and God are actually the same thing.
742
I may torture you for eternity in the afterlife but there are still breaks to pet some baby animals. I’m not a complete monster.
743
Torturing people stopped being fun when everyone started to enjoy it
747
Enjoy this year like it’s your last...
Because it will be.
750
I just found out God killed millions of people with plagues and floods. Not cool dude.
Not evil just misunderstood