777
If stupidity was a sin, flat earthers would take up 90% of Hell
778
You’re all doomed
779
Wake up meat bags it’s time to sin
780
Plant a fucking tree, hell is even getting hit with your shit
781
If you lost no nut November you’re going to Heaven
782
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
783
I’m a furry
784
At the end of the day, you only truly have yourself so you better start loving yourself
785
karma a bitch huh twitter.com/DailyLoud/stat…
786
Go to Heaven bitch
787
Atleast in Hell you never have to worry about running out of hot water
788
Ellen: today we have a very special surprise
Me: omg 👀
Ellen: remember how you said you were home sick?
Me: Ellen you didn’t 😢
(The ground parts, lava engulfs the stage. There’s muffled screams in the distance)
Me: ELLEN!! 😭❤️
789
Wake the fuck up it’s nearly the weekend
790
heard you were looking for a new CEO.. @elonmusk
791
Wake up fuckers, you’re adopted. That is all.
792
Its true twitter.com/DothTheDoth/st…
793
Yes today Satan
795
You fuckers better not be going to church today
796
God killed millions of people for the fun of it and I’m the bad one?
797
Wake up bums it’s time to sin
798
If I can’t join you I guess I’ll just have to beat you instead. I’m coming for you @verified
799
Wake the fuck up it’s the weekend
800