651
Not evil just a lil bit of an asshole
652
Fun fact : my dick has spikes.
653
*God writing the bible*
God : fuck this guy Satan in particular
654
If you went to church today you’re a bitch
656
You bitches better not be in church
657
Jehovas witness : do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Me : ohh I have a lot to say about that little bitch
658
Wake up you stupid bitch it’s time to sin
659
*at a party in Hell*
Satan : we’ve ran out of Wine, all we have left is water.
Jesus : check again
660
Death isn’t a bad guy he just wants to make sure you get to Hell safely.
661
Wake up sinners, you’re all going to hell so enjoy your life while you can.
662
cultural impact:
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s8n getting The moon
verified Landing
663
Wake up hoes it’s time to sin
664
Wake your loser ass up it’s time to sin
665
God :
Everyone :
God : thank me right now
666
Come to Hell, the ice cream machine in McDonald’s is never broken.
667
What the fuck y’all doing up there
668
Santa is just an anagram of Satan
669
that embarrassing thing you did last week you forgot about? I didn’t forget.
670
God is a furry
671
You better not be going to church today bitch
672
*arriving in Heaven*
Me : what’s the WiFi password?
God : we don’t have WiFi up here
Me : fuck that send me to Hell
673
Come to Hell, we have the best memes.
674
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
675
Me after reading the Bible
*on the phone to God* : dude wtf?