Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Come to Hell, you’ll finally be hot.
527
Wake up bitches, you got a war to fight in.
528
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
529
Please shut up
530
Judge : I’m sentencing you to the death penalty *death walking out with a goalkeeper outfit on* : let’s fucking do this
531
Why will you never see Satan in an Armani suit? Because The Devil Wears Prada.
532
Stop offering me goats wtf
533
Hope you sinned this weekend
534
Wake up you stupid ass it’s time to sin
535
Life is short so shut the fuck up and do something fun with your life while you still can
536
Wake up motherfucker it’s time to sin
537
Wake up bitch it’s time to sin
538
‘Not today Satan’ Bitch, I just booked the day off for this wtf?
539
the monster under your bed said you were crying all night, you good?
540
Why do people thank God after they’ve been cured of a disease like he wasn’t the one who gave it to them in the first place.
541
Come to Hell, we have minecraft 2.
542
Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
543
I Hate when people say "not today Satan". Fuck you. Yes, today.
544
You’re never truly alone. You’ll always have the sweet release of death.
545
yours souls are depressing i don’t want them anymore
546
*accidentally bumping into someone* Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going Me : wtf did u just call me
547
You fuckers better not be in church
548
stop torturing yourself, that’s my job.
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Make everyday count. You might be meeting me sooner than you think.