576
This is Satan.
Welcome to the Disney channel.
577
Your qualifications won’t matter in Hell
578
Yes I am Satan :
S- verify me
A- verify me
T- verify me
A- verify me
N- verify me
579
Wake the fuck up its time to sin
580
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
581
Don’t be sad because it ended because everything ends, including your life and everyone you know and loves too.
582
Yeah fuck that Jesus guy twitter.com/evalmaoo/statu…
583
Everybody wants to summon me, but nobody wants to ask if I’m okay 😔
584
Text your crush asking if they want to summon me together and screenshot their response
585
#VerifySatan it’s that time again! Let’s get it trending 👿
586
Still not verified. Devastated and heartbroken.
587
Hi I’m Satan and my special talent is ruining everything
589
who wants to make a deal with the devil
590
You sure about that? twitter.com/omarsuleiman50…
591
Just found out Santa isn’t real. I’m heartbroken.
592
I invented science just to spite God
593
God snapped when he created dogs
594
Heaven only has 3G
595
Instead of Area 51 can y’all come raid Hell please? I could use the company.
596
Pls come to Hell I have snacks
597
God : I love all of humanity
Human : I don’t love you
God : have fun burning in Hell
598
fuck valentines day we lonely
599
stop thanking God when a doctor saves your life
600
The Bible can be found in Hell.
It's in the comedy section of the library.