Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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This is Satan. Welcome to the Disney channel.
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Your qualifications won’t matter in Hell
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Yes I am Satan : S- verify me A- verify me T- verify me A- verify me N- verify me
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Wake the fuck up its time to sin
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Don’t forget to sin this weekend
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Don’t be sad because it ended because everything ends, including your life and everyone you know and loves too.
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Yeah fuck that Jesus guy twitter.com/evalmaoo/statu…
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Everybody wants to summon me, but nobody wants to ask if I’m okay 😔
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Text your crush asking if they want to summon me together and screenshot their response
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#VerifySatan it’s that time again! Let’s get it trending 👿
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Still not verified. Devastated and heartbroken.
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Hi I’m Satan and my special talent is ruining everything
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who wants to make a deal with the devil
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You sure about that? twitter.com/omarsuleiman50…
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Just found out Santa isn’t real. I’m heartbroken.
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I invented science just to spite God
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God snapped when he created dogs
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Heaven only has 3G
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Instead of Area 51 can y’all come raid Hell please? I could use the company.
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Pls come to Hell I have snacks
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God : I love all of humanity Human : I don’t love you God : have fun burning in Hell
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fuck valentines day we lonely
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stop thanking God when a doctor saves your life
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The Bible can be found in Hell. It's in the comedy section of the library.