478
Happy New Year’s Eve you evil fuckers
479
I have a special announcement to make...
You and everyone you know and love will be dead one day.
480
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
481
Just a reminder, school is the second equivalent of hell
483
therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this
me: not today, Satan.
therapist: no
484
Life would be easier if the world ended in 2012 like it was supposed to.
485
Guys, can you stop sacrificing goats to me, instead sacrifice some chicken nuggets please.
486
Wake the fuck up it’s time to enjoy your shitty day
487
Halloween is the only time of year where I can walk around on Earth without being judged.
488
Stop what you’re doing bitches it’s time to sin
489
God and I aren’t gonna help you at this point because humanity is fucked
490
*someone about to crash their car*
“Jesus take the wheel”
Jesus not knowing how to drive : fuck
491
Wake up you beautiful fucker it’s time to sin
492
Wake up sinners, make today the day you stop being a little bitch.
493
For everyone wondering when Satans birthday was. It’s today. It’s my birthday today! 👿
494
Wake up kings and queens it’s time to sin
495
Wake the fuck up dumbass it’s time to sin
496
You bitches better not be going to church today
497
Please don’t drink & drive there’s enough morons down here.
498
H - verify me
A - verify me
I - verify me
L - verify me
S - verify me
A - verify me
T - verify me
A - verify me
N - verify me
499
stop telling people to go to Hell. I don’t want them either.
500
At the end of the day.
We’re all gonna die at some point.
Not evil just misunderstood