Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Wake up you loser it’s time to sin
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Germs after your food has been on the floor for 5 seconds
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God doesn’t answer your thoughts and prayers because he’s too busy with the innocent people arriving to Heaven early.
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Wake up dumbasses it’s time to sin
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Happy Friday the 13th 😈😈
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Stop being assholes to each other. That’s my job.
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Come to Hell its basically Halloween 24/7
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Wake the fuck up it’s time to sin
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All your missing socks are down here
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It gets better
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Just because I’m the ruler of Evil it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings and you can be mean to me :(
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You bitches better not be in church today
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My point is, if God wanted us to eat healthy he would've made broccoli taste better than pizza!
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I punish bad people and god killed millions of innocent people and I'm the bad guy?
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Heaven sucks they have no alcohol
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If I’m so evil why was I the first to demand equal rights?
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Uhm, wtf?
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We have dinosaurs in Hell
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Can y’all just not, for one damn day.
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God kicked me out because he caught me watching hentai
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The McDonald's ice cream machine works in Hell.
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Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to do nothing all day.
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You ever feel alone? Don't worry, I'm always watching you.