551
Wake up you loser it’s time to sin
553
Germs after your food has been on the floor for 5 seconds
554
God doesn’t answer your thoughts and prayers because he’s too busy with the innocent people arriving to Heaven early.
555
Wake up dumbasses it’s time to sin
556
Happy Friday the 13th 😈😈
557
Stop being assholes to each other. That’s my job.
558
Come to Hell its basically Halloween 24/7
559
Wake the fuck up it’s time to sin
560
All your missing socks are down here
561
It gets better
562
Just because I’m the ruler of Evil it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings and you can be mean to me :(
563
You bitches better not be in church today
564
My point is, if God wanted us to eat healthy he would've made broccoli taste better than pizza!
565
I punish bad people and god killed millions of innocent people and I'm the bad guy?
566
Heaven sucks they have no alcohol
567
If I’m so evil why was I the first to demand equal rights?
568
Uhm, wtf?
569
We have dinosaurs in Hell
571
Can y’all just not, for one damn day.
572
God kicked me out because he caught me watching hentai
573
The McDonald's ice cream machine works in Hell.
574
Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to do nothing all day.
575
You ever feel alone? Don't worry, I'm always watching you.