1001
Hippity Hoppity, your soul is my property.
1002
Get your lazy ass out of bed and do something fun today 👿
1003
It’s nearly time that lazy bastard Santa finally does some work
1004
@Jack_Septic_Eye daddy
1005
@Jack_Septic_Eye My legacy is calling you daddy? I’ll take it... 😳
1006
The only bad thing about Hell is how congested it is. The traffic is insane.
1007
I punish bad people and god killed millions of innocent people and I'm the bad guy?
1008
When you get possessed by Cerberus twitter.com/Duck_page/stat…
1009
Fuck
1010
Bringing this back for some good vides from Satan himself
1011
Wake up sinners, you better have a good weekend 👿👿
1012
Not looking forward to the Christmas Family dinner with God and Jesus..
1013
Someone needs to sign this dog to a label rn
1014
Everyone in Hell just saw you fall over on that ice.
1015
To whoever said he makes ‘the mask look good’ are going straight to Hell. No Jim Carrey disrespect is allowed. twitter.com/WSHHFANS/statu…
1016
Twitter is Hell in the form of social media.
1017
Wake up fuckers, you better not be in church today 👿
1018
God : I love everyone equally
Me : what if they don’t believe in you?
God : THEY’LL END UP IN HELL WHERE THEY WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY
1019
Nobody :
Me with Cerberus : twitter.com/CuteEmergency/…
1020
Wait what? twitter.com/CuckForYourSin…
1021
Wake up sinners, you better have a good week 👿
1022
The Bible can be found in Hell.
It's in the comedy section of the library.
1023
What should I get Jesus for his birthday?
1024
@Jack_Septic_Eye A smart man...
1025
Happy Christmas Eve eve motherfuckers