Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Remember when y’all wanted me to make toaster bath bombs? Now you can get them here for $6.66 😈😈 satan.toasterbathbomb.com
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Sure, where do you wanna go? twitter.com/sidedlies2/sta…
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God reading your tweets before deciding if you’re allowed in Heaven twitter.com/FredrikBors/st…
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God is disappointed in you
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Wake up bitches, I may despise all of you but I hope you have a good day 👿
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If the Earth is flat then why do I hate myself? Checkmate flat earthers.
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there is a special place in hell for gays... its actually super nice there they have snacks and shit.
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If heaven was a video
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There’s no rest for the wicked because the screams of the damned keep us up all night
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Wake up hoes, I want you to go crazy and do a good deed today 👿
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Happy Friday the 13th 😈😈
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God is a weeb
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Me distracting God while I steal some dogs from Heaven twitter.com/TotalEmms/stat…
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Is it really Friday the 13th if somebody doesn’t try and kill you?
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Stop offering me goats wtf
967
Wake up fucker, it’s the weekend so you better go enjoy it or else 👿
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Drink more water you bitch
969
Recreation of God kicking me out of Heaven twitter.com/ohjuztjosh/sta…
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It’s a good thing God loves you because nobody else will.
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If I die where do I go
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Animals are the only good thing on Earth.
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Wake up sinners... actually nvm go back to bed. You deserve the extra sleep.
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I better not see any of you in church today
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I’ve been saying this from the start twitter.com/TemporalClause…