1026
If Santa doesn’t get you a gift this year . Don’t worry, I’ll hook you up instead.
1027
Merry Christmas Eve bitch
1028
Stop with the sacrifices, we have too many goats down here.
1029
Santa is drunk and passed out,sorry he won’t be bringing you anything for Christmas.
1030
FUCK EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
1031
Merry Christmas from me and everyone in Hell
1032
Happy birthday Jesus you old fucker
1033
What did y’all get for Christmas
1034
This family Christmas dinner is so awkward I wanna go back to Hell
1035
Just woke up hungover in Heaven. All I can hear are people playing the harp. Get me out of here.
1036
If I’m so great then when is my birthday
1037
Oh I’ll make sure he’s loose 😈 twitter.com/firatofficialz…
1038
Why do people thank God after they’ve been cured of a disease like he wasn’t the one who gave it to them in the first place.
1039
Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to do some evil.
1040
Theres an even worse layer of Hell for anti Vaxxers
1041
You’re not wrong twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
1042
The worst thing God ever did was create humans
1043
Reply with memes
1044
Wake up fuckers, do something nice today to throw off God
1045
But so am I.... twitter.com/tracibaby3/sta…
1046
Fuck the bottle show us more of the dog twitter.com/FreddiLao/stat…
1047
Go to Heaven bitch
1048
What y’all got planned for the New Years?
1049
Yes today
1050
Dog wif s8n hat