976
Atleast in Hell you never have to worry about running out of hot water
977
Wake up fuckers, Have a good day or else 👿
978
ok boomer t.co/tuUSOdPO02
979
You really going to take credit for that? We all know it was from me. twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
980
@Jack_Septic_Eye Daddy
981
Jesus was the first gamer. That's how he respawned.
982
@thegoodgodabove What the fuck??
983
Wake up sinners, start your weekend right by doing something evil today 😈
984
Everyday is the weekend in Hell, leave me alone. twitter.com/s8n/status/120…
985
What do you want for Christmas? Since I’m mistaken for Santa all the time smh
986
I can’t tell if you’re the best or worst brother for this twitter.com/FreddiLao/stat…
987
I am the most powerful furry in the world
988
Wake up sinners, eat some breakfast and have yourself a good day or else 👿
989
Nearly time for me to be my alter ego Santa for a day and do something good for a change
990
Can you all stop doing dumb stuff for one damn minute
991
Shut the fuck up. Please.
992
Being an angel sucked t.co/h8XdyXnYcN
993
If Jesus can walk on water how does he take a bath?
994
Wake up sinners, I hope you have an evil filled day of fun.
995
Who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet some dogs with me?
996
Atleast you’re self aware twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
997
When you hate your mothers cooking twitter.com/itsbritneybaeb…
998
Nobody :
Me falling from Heaven : twitter.com/sylviapowelll/…
999
i dont wanna get political or anything but hell is better than heaven
1000
Jesus after 2 drinks At the Christmas party in Hell twitter.com/TotalEmms/stat…