901
Me watching #VerifySatan trend for like the 10th time
904
Stop sending me your Christmas lists I’m not Santa smh
905
There’s only one earth, stop killing it.
906
When you told your homies you actually lied and lost NNN
907
His thumb is longer than my fall from Heaven twitter.com/allgd217/statu…
910
@pewdiepie aha hey your Reddit sure does seem to love me 😳
911
@YouTube When you spent all the budget on the 2018 YouTube rewind
912
Judge : I’m sentencing you to the death penalty
*death walking out with a goalkeeper outfit on* : let’s fucking do this
913
It’s where they least expect me twitter.com/dlongenecker1/…
914
*someone about to crash their car*
“Jesus take the wheel”
Jesus not knowing how to drive : fuck
916
God kicked me out of Heaven because I replaced the middle of his Oreos with toothpaste
917
If it was me, every single one of you would be getting coal for Christmas.
918
I want you arrested and locked up for the rest of your life. twitter.com/milkymiikii/st…
919
Just put a padlock through the holes in Jesus hands and feet.
That’ll be the last time he asks me ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’
920
Why’s everyone say I’m the bad guy?
I'm not the one who drowned millions of animals.
921
But I don’t want them either twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
922
Wake up sinners, i want you to switch it up and do something good today.
923
Why do people always think they deserve a special place in hell?
Hell is the same nightmare for everyone, no discrimination.
924
If you have ever wondered why God has never visited earth, it’s because he hates all of you.
925
As they should twitter.com/thehill/status…
Not evil just misunderstood