1151
God is a furry
1152
Yes I fell from Heaven and yes it hurt. Stop asking.
1153
Yes today Satan
1154
@realDonaldTrump Seems to be getting worse
1155
Wake up bitch it’s time to sin
1156
God :
Everyone : I just wanna thank God
1157
You’ll finally be Hot in Hell
1158
God watches you masturbate
1159
Him : did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Her : aww are you calling me an angel?
Him : no, I’m saying you’re Satan you evil bitch.
1160
Wake up whores it’s time to sin
1161
If you ever feel unloved just remember that you’re probably right.
1162
There is no meaning to life, we’re born and then we die. That’s it.
1163
About to visit Heaven, y’all want anything?
1164
If no one hates you, you’re doing it wrong.
1165
Wake up bums it’s time to sin
1166
God may love you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
1167
Consent twitter.com/AMChonganya/st…
1168
Jesus : I hate you, you’re not even my real dad. I want to go see my real dad.
*joseph contacting the romans*
Joseph : as you wish you little shit
1169
@dog_rates @WAHFoundation_ THAT POOR BABY
1170
Mary : I’m pregnant
Joseph : we haven’t even had sex?
Mary : uhh yeah it’s Gods baby, it’s a miracle.
1171
Wake up assholes it’s time to sin
1172
Another day unverified. Please don’t summon me I want to be alone.
1173
If you sleep with your hand dangling at the side of your bed, the monster under it will hold it while you sleep.
1174
Who cares you’re all going to Hell anyway
1175
Stop hating each other that’s my job