1101
Once you come to terms that you’re going to Hell life gets a little easier.
1102
Don’t be a dumb bitch
1103
Get out of church you traitors
1104
Keep your head up, your horns are falling.
1105
Will you please shut the fuck up
1106
Jehovas witness : do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Me : ohh I have a lot to say about that little bitch
1107
List of people going to Hell.
1. All
2. Of
3. You
1108
Wake up you little shit it’s time to sin
1109
Hey God you might wanna check on the humans they’re acting up again.
1110
Stop being evil fuckers that’s my job
1111
Believe in yourself before you believe in me or God
1112
Don’t forget to sin this weekend! #TSIF
1113
Wearing all black outfits is a power move
1114
1115
Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
1116
*God showing off humanity*
God : I made them in my image
Angel : you need serious help
1117
@Jack_Septic_Eye Real men tweet on the spot
1118
Me after reading the Bible
*on the phone to God* : dude wtf?
1119
*God writing the bible*
Me me me me me me
1120
I love myself because no one else will
1121
Wake up you loser it’s time to sin
1122
Am I sorry? Yes. Am I also not sorry? Yes.
1123
HOLY SHIT IM FINALLY VERIFIED!!
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Now that I have your attention please stop destroying the planet.
1125