1126
Your life doesn’t suck you’re just a boring fucker
1127
Yes I have a 3 headed dog and yes you can pet him when you’re in Hell
1128
Wake up you bastards it’s time to sin
1129
You and your planet are a mess
1131
Let’s get #VerifySatan trending again!
1132
@pokimanelol yes
1133
Ill never forgive any of you for making minions so popular
1134
Come to Hell its nice and hot
1135
Wake up you ass it’s time to sin
1136
who wants to make a deal with the devil
1137
@dog_rates Changed my mind I’m coming to earth to pet all the dogs instead
1138
About to sneak into Heaven to pet all the dogs. who wants to come with me?
1139
I’m often asked “Satan do you wear a*rpods?” and the answer is NO. That’s a product of God and that fucker has enough clout. Never texts back.
BUT, JukeBuds are made by heinous boyos like me. Visit JukeBuds.com & use code “S8N” & get 36.66% off. I care for my minions
1140
Not to be rude or anything but fuck you
1141
It’ll all work out
1142
Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
1143
Hope you sinned this weekend
1144
When Mary tells you it’s Gods baby but he grows up and starts looking like the milkman
1145
Don’t you hate it when your mom doesn’t let you sacrifice your little brother to Satan? Ugh.
1146
Saturday is for the boys and Sunday is for Satan
1147
Get out of church you traitors
1148
‘And still not verified’ nvm I hate y’all
1149
1.5m HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU ALL
1150
If I need consent to enter someone’s body then so do you.