1201
God snapped when he created dogs
1202
@Twitter You know why I’m here
1203
You’re doing great
1204
The bible says you’re a bitch
1205
If not today then when bitch?
1206
Wake up you evil fucks it’s time to sin
1207
Santa is a woman
1208
Hey, shut the fuck up. Thanks.
1209
@racheltacobell Yet I’m the bad guy??
1210
Your planet is a mess
1211
Why will you never see Satan in an Armani suit? Because The Devil Wears Prada.
1212
Wake up losers it’s time to sin
1213
What the fuck y’all doing up there
1214
Nobody :
Vsco girls : twitter.com/s8n/status/116…
1215
SKSKSKSKSK
1216
Your GPA doesn’t matter in Hell
1217
Atleast I let you have tattoos and get drunk
1218
@_LoveLike_JESUS LMFAO
1219
Wake up hoes it’s time to sin
1220
The demon after you turn off the lights and run upstairs
1221
What the fuck
1222
@slothththththth I was the girl
1223
*God having sex*
Her : Jesus Christ you’re huge
God : get out
1224
Being immortal sucks when you’re spending it alone.
1225
Wake up cuties it’s time to sin