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God and I decided we don’t claim humans anymore
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“Death can have me… when it earns me” has got to be the coldest line ever in gaming
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do something good for a change, Hell is getting cramped.
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buying satan.com just to redirect it to the Bible is a crazy level of trolling
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@Earth_Updates 10 million?? cmon man gimme a break
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Stop telling people to go to Hell, I don’t want them either.
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if you can believe in Me and God then you can believe in yourself.
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the monster under your bed said you were crying all night, you good?
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If you're having a bad day, just remember, it can always get worse.
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Contrary to popular belief, I do not spend all my time tempting people to do evil things. Most of the time they do it themselves.
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stop fucking up the planet, you only have one.
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@elonmusk Could i have a red checkmark please
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I'm getting sick of people blaming everything on me. Can't they just take responsibility for their own stupid decisions?
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Me and God aren’t so different. One is an evil fucker who created uncurable diseases and illnesses and the other is Me.
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stop fighting your demons and start working with them
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3 days in and this year is already shit
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just because life is a bitch doesn’t mean you have to be
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God isn’t the problem, its his fanbase that are the issue.
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you’re going to Hell in every religion
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i wonder how long it’ll take for something fucked up to happen this year
Not evil just misunderstood