426
Wake up cuties it’s time to sin
427
I invented science just to spite God
428
You bitches better not be in church today
429
God :
Everyone :
God : thank me right now
430
*arriving in Heaven*
Me : what’s the WiFi password?
God : we don’t have WiFi up here
Me : fuck that send me to Hell
431
You’re all dumb bitches but you’re my dumb bitches
432
I’m disappointed in you
433
*first time meeting death*
Me : I’m dead inside
Death : am I a joke to you
435
Can you all stop doing dumb stuff for one damn minute
437
All your missing socks are down here
438
Can someone steal me a verification tick from Area 51 while you’re there
440
The world is already shit as it is, maybe stop being a cunt for one day?
441
*me before doing anything*
Fuck it im going to Hell either way
442
Jesus died for your sins but then he came back to life so it doesn’t count
443
Pls come to Hell I need a hug
444
Dog and cat haters have a special place in Hell
445
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╬═╬ just dropped down to say
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╬═╬ Hail SATAN
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446
I got one question for y’all.
What the fuck?
447
Humanity is beyond fucked
449
Don’t forget to sin this weekend