377
*someone about to crash their car*
“Jesus take the wheel”
Jesus not knowing how to drive : fuck
379
if God loves you so much why did he give you social anxiety
380
Cute first date idea :
- sacrificing them to Satan
382
The demon after you turn off the lights and run upstairs
384
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HAIL SATAN
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388
Dudes really be in class doing trigonometry instead of skipping like bro you’re focused on the wrong sin
389
Don’t let your demons force you to kill yourself, if anything live just to spite them.
391
1.8m followers and still not verified. Going dark. Don’t hmu.
392
Life is meaningless. Enjoy it while it lasts.
393
I don’t judge you. Unlike the other guy.
394
Wake up sinners, today might be a bitch but make sure you make it your Bitch.
395
You bitches better not be going to church today
396
If you're having a bad day, just remember, it can always get worse.
397
Hey everyone it's trash day!
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398
Everybody wants to summon me, but nobody wants to ask if I’m okay 😔
399
Who wants to take Cerberus for a walk?
400
Wake up you sexy bastards it’s time to sin
Not evil just misunderstood