401
I punish bad people and god killed millions of innocent people and I'm the bad guy?
402
What do you want for Christmas? Since I’m mistaken for Santa all the time smh
404
*Mary and Joseph having sex after Jesus is born*
Mary : oh God
Joseph : what the fuck?
405
Fuck you
406
i believe in hate at first sight
407
Video Games don’t cause violence
408
Why do people thank God after they’ve been cured of a disease like he wasn’t the one who gave it to them in the first place.
410
About to visit Heaven, y’all want anything?
411
Hell is just one big gay party
412
putting pineapples on pizza can get you kicked out of hell
413
FUCK EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
414
Wake up you spooky bitch it’s time to sin
416
Stupid humans and their wars. Now I have to get an extension in Hell.
417
God killed millions of people for the fun of it and I’m the bad one?
418
The McDonald's ice cream machine works in Hell.
419
Someone needs to sign this dog to a label rn
420
God kicked me out because he caught me watching hentai
421
Wake up sinners, I know you’ve broken your new year resolution you dumb fucks.
422
423
I tried this and I got arrested. Thanks a lot. twitter.com/ColIegeStudent…
424
You bitches better not be in church
425
Fortnite is now in Hell