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The good news is, no matter who Biden picks for his VP, Politico already has a long article written about her “likability challenges”
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Remind me how many of Biden's lawyers have gone to jail twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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This, to me, is the defining image of the @GOP in 2020
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WHOA! Did you see what the president tweeted?!!
“These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a deal.”
Oh wait that was about the armed white thugs who wanted haircuts
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At least when he failed at casinos, steaks, vodkas, airlines, magazines, board games, universities, the USFL and three marriages, hundreds of thousands of people didn’t have to die
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Mitt Romney didn't go from being bad to being good. He went from being compared to Barack Obama to being compared to Donald Trump.
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Jesse frantically pushing the eject button under his desk twitter.com/acyn/status/15…
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So weird that Obama never pardoned Sasha and Malia
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FIVE YEARS AGO: “Relax, they’re not gonna overturn Roe”
TODAY: “Relax, they’re not gonna ban contraception”
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Kinda makes me laugh that their talking point is now "Trump staffed his admin with lying kids just out of college" twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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TRUMP: The world is laughing at us
THE WORLD:
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There have only been three major party President/VP tickets in U.S. history where the nominees weren’t both white.
Joe Biden’s been on all three of them.
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Going forward, EVERY SINGLE PRESS CONFERENCE should include a question that begins with: "When you were hiding in the bunker, did you...?"
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A fuckin seven-hour gap in the phone logs of a guy who won the presidency on “where are the missing emails?!” is the chef’s kiss to end all chef’s kisses
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The entire GOP platform is “I know you are but what am I” twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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GOP: Bakers should be allowed to refuse service to gay folks
ALSO GOP: Bakers shouldn’t be allowed to charge cops full price for donuts twitter.com/revrrlewis/sta…
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One side wants more people to have healthcare and the other side wants to blow up government buildings so I get why folks are just fed up with politics in general
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Hi- I made an ad twitter.com/Your_Americans…
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I have a really good idea for where we could all throw $8 bucks warnockforgeorgia.com
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He said this in a small room with over 100 people in it twitter.com/WPTV/status/12…
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The MAGAs were so upset about Biden calling them “semi-fascist” they went to a rally and gave Trump a weird Hitler salute
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See, it’s funny because they’re using human beings as political pawns twitter.com/RonFilipkowski…
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