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See, it’s funny because they’re using human beings as political pawns twitter.com/RonFilipkowski…
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Trump, Thursday night: “He was months behind me, many months behind me.”
Biden, a fucking YEAR ago: twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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Those "games" include "trying to pass it against Republican opposition" twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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October 25, 2019. twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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BIDEN (late Jan.): We will administer 100 million doses in the first 100 days
MEDIA: sounds way too ambitious
(50 days later): twitter.com/justinjm1/stat…
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They have a detailed plan for ramming through a Supreme Court nominee and literally NO PLAN for Covid
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Democrats have won the popular vote in seven out of the last eight elections. Republicans have appointed six of the nine current Supreme Court justices. End of tweet.
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At least when he failed at casinos, steaks, vodkas, airlines, magazines, board games, universities, the USFL and three marriages, hundreds of thousands of people didn’t have to die
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GOP: “We don’t even know if there was classified info in there!!”
AFFIDAVIT: “Highly confidential, top secret, compartmentalized documents were found… with what appear to be FPOTUS’s handwritten notes”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
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Hi- I made an ad twitter.com/Your_Americans…
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Trump fired the pandemic response team 12 months AFTER this Time Magazine cover
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Judging from their actions, the GOP thinks a protest outside of Sam Alito’s house is millions of times worse than 18 small children being gunned down at school
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I have a really good idea for where we could all throw $8 bucks warnockforgeorgia.com
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TRUMP: The world is laughing at us
THE WORLD:
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“Your number on how many people I’ve killed was too low” was not the speech critique I was expecting twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
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“We’re rounding the turn. We’re rounding the corner. It’s going away.” -Trump, LAST NIGHT twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
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Serious Question: Has there ever been a bigger failure by a US President?
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Take this Nazi shit off your site, @amazon twitter.com/BillyCorben/st…
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If you're seeing an ad for the Green Party, it's probably funded by the GOP. That is all. nytimes.com/2020/09/22/us/…
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GOP: Bakers should be allowed to refuse service to gay folks
ALSO GOP: Bakers shouldn’t be allowed to charge cops full price for donuts twitter.com/revrrlewis/sta…
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As Rand Paul holds up the anti-lynching bill. In 2020. God help us. twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
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70,000 Americans have died.
That's more than the # of Americans who died in Vietnam (58,220), the first Gulf War (149), the second Iraq War (4424), the war in Afghanistan (2440), and 9/11 (2996) *COMBINED*
We have 4% of the world's population. We have 30% of the world's COVID.
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