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once u realize its ok for ur nipples to show thru ur shirt u reach a new level of being
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switching from barbie mode to oppenheimer mode in the movie theater lobby on july 21st
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the “bro code” is for things like not dating your homie’s ex girlfriend not for things like protecting your trash ass friends from being exposed for rape and sexual assault you absolute moron
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privilege is when you can “take 24 hours to process this all” while during those 24 hours black people & their allies were being tear gassed, shot at with rubber bullets, ran over, and assaulted while protesting for their right to live. racism is not a new concept. process faster
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my will to live is renewed every 7-8 months when i remember that bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar exists
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overthinkers be like “i know a spot” and its in their own heads
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we bullied lorde into releasing a third album……..we must now turn our attention to hozier
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no more ‘knight in shining armor’ archetype. only trio of himbos
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girls who randomly approach u in public to compliment u are god’s angels on earth
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i hate texting boys. what the fuck is “😂” bitch i’ll kill you
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me when a man compliments me: thanks lol
me when a girl compliments me: omg!!! 💓💓💓💓🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️🥰💓❤️❤️💓🧚🏽♀️✨🧚🏽♀️❤️🧚🏽♀️❤️😭✨🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭✨🤗✨✨💓✨💓✨❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨💓✨✨✨✨🥰🥰🥰💓💓🥰😭😭💓🤗🧚🏽♀️🧚🏽♀️❤️🤗🤗🧚🏽♀️ i love u 😭🥰😭❤️❤️🥺
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judging people by their zodiac sign is boring. instead lets judge each other by which greek god we claimed was our parent after reading percy jackson
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i either dont read a book for 8 months or i read a 500 page book in one night there is unfortunately no in between
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“getting coffee and going for a walk” CAN be a hobby actually
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one day we as a society have to talk about the effect this man had on the standards of every introverted romantic
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why must i cite my sources? is it not enough to simply know things
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“everything isn’t all about you” yes it is its literally my life
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mr. darcy totally had the right idea. i, too, would see u from across the room, make no move to show u i like u, be mean to u every chance i get and then still expect u to marry me
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everyone loves to joke about how girls go to the bathroom in groups but no one likes to acknowledge that its literally to protect one another from being alone and therefore vulnerable in a private place
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i be like “i want attention” and then i ignore my texts for 7 hours
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