1456
men be so mediocre and then BOOM they make it so much worse by critiquing everything women do twitter.com/kirawontmiss/s…
1457
why can little kids wear princess and fairy costumes to the grocery store but i cant
1458
every friend group has: the flirtatious swede who owns a boat and is mentally living in the 70s, the rich hetero architect who gets the girl before she immediately and mysteriously dies, and the gay british banker who is not spontaneous at all
1459
not answering texts anymore unless u send them to me as a letter via usps
1461
i cant believe dakota johnson listens to sweater weather
1463
for personal reasons (my period) i have decided to be the most unbearable bitch alive for the next 5 days
1465
my love language is saying “can you hold this for me for a sec”
1466
anya taylor joy if you are looking to hire someone to brush your hair for you in the morning and at night i am free and available. i will do it. i will very gently detangle and brush your hair
1467
doing this new thing where i do whatever i want whenever i want and it feels pretty cool cant lie
1468
jonah hill is living his best life rn i love that for him
1469
john green is the lin manuel miranda of fiction
1470
all i want is for this man to get divorced from his creepy groomer wife twitter.com/VERONASFILMS/s…
1472
good morning girlbosses who are we gaslighting today
1474
me at 4 pm wrapped in six blankets coming to the kitchen for my first meal of the day
local girl writing tweets and also articles