1027
the one man using instagram correctly is jonah hill
1030
i love when i get added to girls’ close friends stories when i’ve never even met them .... like no i do not know u, yes i would lay down my life for u, please tell me more about the new girl ur ex is with i’m listening??
1033
no talking stages in 2021. be prepared to go to war for me
1034
there is no problem that abba cannot solve and i live by that
1035
you do not know pain until your favorite actor doesn’t have instagram
1036
the extent to which i love my friends is literally so embarrassing like
1037
i don’t understand the stock market but i’m never going to ask about it because i do not want to hear it be mansplained to me
1038
hozier is so funny because he looks and sounds like he’d be some kind of feral woodland entity that’s very somber and mysterious but then he posts weird handsome squidward filter videos that were meant for his close friends story and listens to flo milli like what
1039
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⠀ (•ㅅ•) my oversized baggy
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ clothes
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
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| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
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/ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) my body
1040
i think it’s sweet how every night the moon and all the stars have a slumber party
1042
yall be like “omg boys who challenge gender roles😍😍😍” and its just a skinny white dude wearing nail polish and a pink hoodie
1043
if i were a man i would simply stop talking
1046
university emails are just intellectual ways of saying “no ❤️”
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