826
masks are fun and sexy and mysterious im never letting anyone see the lower half of my face again
827
if her favorite spider-man is andrew garfield its over for u bro
829
robert pattinson’s management team doesn’t give him internet access because they know he’d be too powerful on social media
830
831
every man in the world needs a therapist and an exfoliator
832
sometimes being a girl is just about being a little sleepy all the time
834
836
idk what man needs to hear this but you don’t have a “dark sense of humor” ur just weird and scary
839
me: wearing clothes that aren’t 3 sizes too big for me
my brain:
840
feeling a bit more lonely and nostalgic than usual lately which means its about that time for lorde to release a new album
841
other girls have seen his face i cant breathe
842
me? fat ass. fatter heart <3
843
mischief = life sentence
but rape = 3 months in jail
...... somethin aint right here twitter.com/thehill/status…
845
its just me, my titties, n my maladaptive escapist daydream fantasies
846
just found out the russian word for “ladybug” apparently translates to “god’s little cow” please do not speak to me i will be too busy weeping
848
new hozier EP tonight
849
men be like i know a spot and then take u to a parking lot