626
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i sit next to them in biology and they almost vomit from the urge to drain me of my blood)
627
“you miss me?” no i miss the scholastic book fair
628
so what if i want to daydream and romanticize everything and pretend im in an indie film about my life!!! we are all gonna end up in graves anyway at least im hot and having fun
629
ummm apparently some people dont daydream???? like when they’re not actively thinking of something they’re just thinking of....nothing??? huh? what goes on in ur head if ur not filling every spare minute with elaborate fantasies and situations that will never play out.....?
630
the feminine urge to put on headphones so nobody talks to you
631
zoë kravitz lives in my head absolutely rent free
632
wish my pupils could turn into hearts like a lovesick cartoon character
633
i cannot be blamed for the person i will become when arctic monkeys releases their next album
634
not prince philip dying on kristen stewart’s birthday like pls let the girl have her moment
635
you think you can hurt my feelings? you’re right you can please don’t be mean to me
636
ok percy jackson talk yo shit twitter.com/LoganLerman/st…
637
no girl has all 2:
1. a crush on an alternative white boy
2. self respect
639
text her on 11/11 so she’ll think it’s a sign from the universe
640
life is literally so boring when u dont have a crush
641
not sure why i keep making new playlists when i just put the same 7-12 songs on all of them in a different order
642
i mean i was one direction’s muse when they said “you’re insecure”
644
no offense but i am achieving all of my dreams and becoming the most fulfilled and successful version of myself
645
good morning to john david washington absolutely losing it when robert pattinson showed him his bicep
646
if i were a man i would simply go for long walks by myself in the woods
647
there are really people who just live in cottages and bake bread and grow fruit in their garden and have my ideal life GOD i hate it here
648
the influence that they had on internet teen culture in 2013 needs to be anthropologically analyzed
649
olivia rodrigo is revolutionizing today’s young teen girls into realizing men are trash the same way marina and the diamonds did back in 2014 and honestly i appreciate her for it
650
no but jane austen had the right idea because sometimes a lil hand touch IS what loves all about
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