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bitches be like “im fine” and then listen to their playlists from 2014
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happy mothers day to all the wattpad mothers who sold y/n to one direction
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its 5/05 happy arctic monkeys day besties
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the stock market is literally just astrology for finance bros i will die on this hill
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i want to be a woman in an old painting so fucking bad they just eat fruit and recline on velvet sofas with their titties out like god what a life
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some of yall never developed a set of principles and morals independent from ur parents’ beliefs and it shows ........
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i should have acted up more in high school because there were literally no long lasting consequences and im pretty sure permanent records dont exist
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wish i could end sentences with “<3” in real life
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yeah this finalizes it. im going back to my 2014 self twitter.com/ArcticMonkeys/…
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fixed it twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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this just plays on a loop in my head
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they say u attract what u fear oh nooo a tiny coastal town with bakeries and cafés and buildings with renaissance architecture and a big field that’s perfect for picnics aaaahhh im so scared ahhhh
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personally i think men should stop
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listening to new music by arctic monkeys and the 1975 as if its 2014
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men will literally be like “yeah im into films” but haven’t even seen twilight
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my new years resolution is to be more of a hater and wear tinier tops