976
978
i know the percy jackson movies were objectively bad but having percy use the mirrored back of his ipod touch to cut off medusa’s head and playing lady gaga’s poker face while they tripped on lotus flowers in the casino were 2 of the best choices in cinematic history
984
987
not prince philip dying on kristen stewart’s birthday like pls let the girl have her moment
988
lorde i know the girls need a new album like i really do but please don’t release it until fall or my hot girl summer will quickly become sad girl summer
989
i was not made for a 9-5 i was made to get wine drunk on a picnic blanket in the park
990
tongue tied by grouplove summer please
993
994
life is literally so boring when u dont have a crush
995
if my name was olivia and i heard one direction’s song called olivia i would not know how to act for the rest of my life
996
yeah i’ve got NFTs. nice fuckin titties
999
girls will be like “i wanna be loved like the moon and the sun love each other” and ur just supposed to know what tf that means