776
if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil
778
if u had a crush on prince caspian from narnia when u were younger chances are u are a baddie now
779
girls dye 2 strands of their hair and think they did somethin....guess what shorty u did u look fly as fuck
781
i am friends with all girls even if i haven’t met them. we are all besties having metaphorical slumber parties
782
everything is romanticized when u are a sentimental little bitch
783
humans are so cute we saw the stars and gave them stories and called them constellations <3
784
i want a twilight spin-off series about what the cullen family was up to in the 1970s
785
life goes on and i continue listening to my 2014 comfort music
787
someone said “lana del rey is joker for girls” oh my god
789
all girls care about is twilight soundtrack and finding someone to learn the living room routine from perks of being a wallflower with
790
thinking so much rn about andrew garfield saying “yes i believe in love at first sight but i also believe that you would love absolutely anybody if you knew their story”
793
u have to be obsessed w urself because no one else is gonna do it
794
hozier’s lyricism is so beautiful i didn’t even realize he wrote an entire song about getting a blowjob
798
what if i start accessorizing with a pair of fairy wings. what then
799
they don’t know i’m a hot girl underneath my mask
800
not setting a morning alarm anymore just counting on divine timing to wake me up