503
lily collins i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
504
this picture should be in our history books
505
a relationship should be 50/50. i look pretty and u worship me
506
men will have the audacity to tell u astrology is meaningless and then start talking about the stock market
507
love is when someone tells you that you were in a dream they had last night
508
amanda seyfried and megan fox could do romeo and juliet but shakespeare couldn’t do “you’re killing people!” “no, im killing boys”
509
i want to get robert pattinson’s mugshots printed on a tshirt
510
the phrase “but i crumble completely when you cry” elicits a reaction within me that is so profound, so feral,
511
relationships should be 50/50 i have a crush and he disappoints me
512
how do yall get that messy low bun with strands of hair in front of ur face look bc when i do it all of a sudden im standing in the rain telling mr. darcy he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry
513
so ur telling me that at my wedding i have to kiss my spouse in front of my entire family, show everyone my side profile while i stand at the altar, AND i cant wear a mini dress ??? sounds awful
515
no girl has all 2:
- dyed hair
- mental stability
516
bagels have no business being that good for literally just a lump of dough
517
some of yall about to be real mad at me but it must be said. im going back to 505 if its a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive
518
gonna start dressing like this again just to feel something
519
doing this new thing where i do whatever i want whenever i want and it feels pretty cool cant lie
520
every mgmt song makes me feel like im in that tunnel from the perks of being a wallflower
522
how did rory gilmore find all those men who were willing to follow her around bookstores. where are they. and no i am not willing to move to connecticut
524
going to be dressing like a male model for all of autumn
525
if u think of me today i am ur girlfriend
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