1302
everyone who got bullied for their interests at age 12 has an elite personality and sense of humor now yes i’m looking at you twilight and one direction fans
1303
u know what fuck dwayne the rock johnson for forever taking away our ability to wear a black turtleneck with high waisted blue jeans and some necklaces out in public
1304
do you guys remember when robert pattinson went on the today show and told an entire story completely unprovoked about witnessing a clown gruesomely die and it was all made up because i sure do
1305
kid cudi dancing to electric feel to cleanse the tl
1306
does any man want to venmo me $400 for the lirika matoshi strawberry dress
1307
“you’re so funny” thank you i was ugly in middle school
1308
yeah ur girl is bad but is she renesmee’s cgi in breaking dawn part 2 bad
1309
men be like “girls are just exaggerating their period pains” but will literally cry if you tweeze their eyebrows
1310
all the best scenes in the twilight saga happened in that big ass field
1311
mischief = life sentence
but rape = 3 months in jail
...... somethin aint right here twitter.com/thehill/status…
1312
oh to be 13 years old again buying flower crowns from urban outfitters and projecting my entire sense of self onto an angsty john green character
1313
if we all reveal our credit card numbers we can rule them out one by one and eventually figure out jeff bezos’ credit card number and spend his money. ok u guys start
1314
you’re in his dms im visiting him in his dreams
1315
still dont know my name from the euphoria soundtrack deserves a grammy an oscar an emmy a golden globe a nobel peace prize
1316
i never even asked to exist and now i have to spend my limited time in this life performing tedious labor to make money so i can survive
1317
“i love your energy” thank you it only exists because i consumed three times my weight in caffeine
1318
my self confidence is directly correlated to how much blush i am wearing
1319
john green is the lin manuel miranda of fiction
1320
i be like “im good” and the narrator doing the voiceover for my life is like “she was not, in fact, good”
1322
i have one hobby and it is being beautiful and i am very good at it. i am also incredibly humble
1323
happy annual “donna sheridan had sex” day
1324
i love when i get added to girls’ close friends stories when i’ve never even met them .... like no i do not know u, yes i would lay down my life for u, please tell me more about the new girl ur ex is with i’m listening??
1325
i don’t understand the stock market but i’m never going to ask about it because i do not want to hear it be mansplained to me
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