1126
if u think of me today i am ur girlfriend
1127
going to be dressing like a male model for all of autumn
1129
how did rory gilmore find all those men who were willing to follow her around bookstores. where are they. and no i am not willing to move to connecticut
1131
every mgmt song makes me feel like im in that tunnel from the perks of being a wallflower
1132
doing this new thing where i do whatever i want whenever i want and it feels pretty cool cant lie
1133
gonna start dressing like this again just to feel something
1134
some of yall about to be real mad at me but it must be said. im going back to 505 if its a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive
1135
bagels have no business being that good for literally just a lump of dough
1136
no girl has all 2:
- dyed hair
- mental stability
1138
so ur telling me that at my wedding i have to kiss my spouse in front of my entire family, show everyone my side profile while i stand at the altar, AND i cant wear a mini dress ??? sounds awful
1139
how do yall get that messy low bun with strands of hair in front of ur face look bc when i do it all of a sudden im standing in the rain telling mr. darcy he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry
1140
relationships should be 50/50 i have a crush and he disappoints me
1141
the phrase “but i crumble completely when you cry” elicits a reaction within me that is so profound, so feral,
1142
i want to get robert pattinson’s mugshots printed on a tshirt
1143
amanda seyfried and megan fox could do romeo and juliet but shakespeare couldn’t do “you’re killing people!” “no, im killing boys”
1144
love is when someone tells you that you were in a dream they had last night
1145
men will have the audacity to tell u astrology is meaningless and then start talking about the stock market
1146
a relationship should be 50/50. i look pretty and u worship me
1147
this picture should be in our history books
1148
lily collins i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
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