801
alex turner’s voice is literally like butter on toast
802
valentines day is a scam created by big scorpio to produce more scorpios
803
spencer shay from icarly i am in love with u
804
rihanna was so right when she said you look so dumb right now. like she was soooo right
805
starting fights with everyone i meet in an attempt to squeeze in an enemies to lovers arc before valentines day
807
looking at a playlist i literally made like narcissus gazing at his reflection in the lake
808
i love Having Things to do but i hate Having To Do things does that make sense
809
hozier in the studio like yeah this sounds horny and depressed as fuck let’s record it
810
pdfs are so sexy what the fuck is a .docx
812
no god complex. only demon complex. i am going to make everything as terrible as i can on purpose
814
cherry wine by hozier was recorded at 5 am on the rooftop of an abandoned hotel and if that is not the most endearingly hozier thing i’ve ever heard idk what is
816
very lucky to be living on a planet with the colors sage green and pink
818
men will b like astrology is just made up and then wear socks they haven’t washed in 3 months because they think it will make their football team win the superbowl
819
if u were in a jane austen novel would u be the sister sent away to the seaside for her health or the 27 year old neighbor with no marriage prospects who is a burden to her parents
820
what is the word for seasonal depression during all 4 seasons
822
whoever decided to put the shopping tab on instagram where notifications used to be is not seeing heaven
823
i am scared of girls who took french in high school instead of spanish. yall have an agenda i don’t know about
824
mentally i am behind the scenes of sky high (2005)
825
“get a job” i have one. it’s called being cool and sexy and i work full time
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