428
the masculine urge to only respond to 10% of your texts
430
girls will find the most depressing and soul-crushing music out there and then listen to it first thing in the morning and be like “this is my comfort song :)”
431
the feminine urge to put on headphones so nobody talks to you
434
435
no bc there is no doubt in my mind andrew garfield’s spidey is gonna catch zendaya’s mj to contrast when he couldn’t save gwen </3
437
the 2013 urge to buy a circle skirt and fishnet tights because arctic monkeys are releasing their next album and have announced a 2022 tour
438
[girl who has the exact same taste in music as she did in 2014] i cant wait to see my spotify wrapped this year
439
442
will i ever feel again the way that i felt watching catching fire in movie theatres for the first time
443
how am i supposed to be productive in any way when it gets dark at 4 pm ..
444
445
girls will be like “this is my comfort movie” and then its pride & prejudice (2005)
447
the feminine urge to say “go piss girl” when someone has to pee
449
majoring in hanging out minoring in having fun
450
the feminine urge to ask a man why we can’t just print more money to see him get frustrated