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normalize being sexy and nauseous all the time
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every day i put the same 16 songs on shuffle and do my silly little tasks
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i love him (the version of the person i met 1 time that i created in my head)
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i am the least fun person ever to be in a car with because i just want to stare out the window with headphones on and daydream in peace
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i cannot be blamed for the person i will become when arctic monkeys releases their next album
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they’re comparing notes on how to make up the most elaborate and unhinged lies to the press twitter.com/FilmUpdates/st…
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hozier is actually batshit insane for putting “i’m so full of love i could barely eat” and “lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her” in the same song
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as a woman i am nothing without my parasocial relationships
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the mortifying ordeal of being a woman in her 20s
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life is too short and i am too hot to not wear teeny tiny titty tops
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happy international women’s day to the best woman i know. me
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the only person unhinged enough to play a joker to rival robert pattinson’s batman is robert pattinson
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we should be able to say “hiiii” in business emails
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i hope i am not only a hot girl to u but a hot girl with amazing tits
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good morning to @Hozier forgetting what album he’s on
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faye is the bad bitch of all bad bitches to leak laurie’s address while the cops were listening on the phone!!! gave the street name and everything!
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sam levinson is not seeing heaven for letting elliot have an entire music video instead of tying up the laurie plotline
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maddy perez you will always be famous twitter.com/IizzieoIzen/st…
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me in 2024 becoming a euphoria stan again the minute they tease fez being alive