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pisces will be like “how did u know im a pisces?” whole time they’re the nicest person u ever met
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when i say i like sports i mean vampire baseball from twilight
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kid cudi dancing to electric feel to cleanse the tl
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why doesn’t andrew garfield do romance movies this is my greatest wish
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when it’s dark outside by 5pm
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if u did not spend 2017 obsessed with a niche norwegian television show which was solely accessible via segmented clips uploaded on google drive we are not the same
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we bullied lorde into releasing a third album……..we must now turn our attention to hozier
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hozier is actually batshit insane for putting “i’m so full of love i could barely eat” and “lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her” in the same song
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valentines day is a scam created by big scorpio to produce more scorpios
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i have never met one of my friends boyfriends and been like wow that guy is awesome i definitely hope he hangs out with us constantly and all the time
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judging people by their zodiac sign is boring. instead lets judge each other by which greek god we claimed was our parent after reading percy jackson
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not to be a “i was born in the wrong generation” bitch but GOD imagine being at a nightclub in the 70s and they drop the brand new abba song or the new queen album. i’d lose my fucking mind