1426
every day i wake up and procrastinate doing my silly little tasks that would take me no more than 15 minutes to complete
1427
“come on harry, we wanna say goodnight to you!”
1428
is stevie nicks looking for an adoptive daughter? like does she want to legally adopt a 20 year old girl. like is she down to be my mother and we can live together and hang out and get mother/daughter mani pedis n such. does anyone have intel on this? let me know
1429
u should never trust a man over 6’2”. u should also never trust a man under 6’2”
1430
a relationship should be 50/50. u pretend to be interested when i talk about astrology and i tell u to shut the fuck up when u talk about the economy
1431
if she’s your girl why is she looking up my birth chart
1432
literally feel like my life is falling apart rn and if steve harrington d*es this friday……..THE LAST STRAW
1433
zendaya and rihanna not being at the met gala rn is criminal
1434
its so cool that they made baseball into a real sport after twilight came out
1437
my love language is when people ask me to help them pick out clothes
1438
i love being nice ....... it is so much sweeter n lovelier than being mean
1439
me when a dress has puff sleeves 🥰🥰✨❤️✨🥰🥰✨✨❤️❤️❤️🥰✨🥰🥰🤲❤️🤲🤲🥰🥰😌😌🥰🤲✨❤️🤲🤲
1440
cant relate to taylor swift at all. i was always really good at telling jokes
1442
why can little kids wear princess and fairy costumes to the grocery store but i cant
1443
not setting a morning alarm anymore just counting on divine timing to wake me up
1444
the perfect food is buttered toast. no fuss. no nonsense. just vibes
1447
“i love your energy” thank you it only exists because i consumed three times my weight in caffeine
1448
girls don’t want boys they want the seth rogen ashtray
1449
when the people see josh hutcherson for the it-boy he truly is i will finally know peace. josh im praying on your triumphant return
1450
mom friends have more de-escalation training than cops do
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