576
the one direction up all night tour tshirt stays ON during sex
577
no one does a mirror selfie like solange
578
thinking about stevie nicks banishing men from her backyard to the front of her house
579
if my name was olivia and i heard one direction’s song called olivia i would not know how to act for the rest of my life
580
abba was so right for saying “gimme gimme gimme a man AFTER midnight” like no one wants to see that shit (a man) in the middle of the day
581
people with the absolute worst communication skills:
1. men
2. university administrators
582
covid really has me talking to people i haven’t spoken with in a while like i’m in a jane austen novel. im like “is your family in decent health? are you well? i am spending my days taking long walks and learning new crafts”
583
giving someone the hair tie off your wrist is a stronger form of intimacy than making a blood pact
584
why do men not do skincare because it seems feminine it is literally your SKIN
585
anyone born after 1995 can’t cook. all they know is abolish the police, dismantle white supremacy, be a bad driver, drink coffee and lie
586
why are there so many empty castles in europe like dude cmon if its gonna just sit there at least let me live in it
587
andrew garfield as caravaggio’s “boy with a basket of fruit” is something that can be so personal
588
actually one direction yes it does drive me crazy just how fast the night changes. i do not want to wake up
591
andrew garfield’s peter parker is my princess diana
592
men do not deserve the metabolisms they have
595
oh to live within a painting of one beautiful woman reading to another beautiful woman in a field as they lie amongst the grass and flowers
596
apparently my type is hot and slightly unhinged bimbo older brothers
597
aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect
598
white people be like its okay to loot cultural sites, ancient tombs, entire countries’ resources, and invaluable historical artifacts, but target? thats where i draw the line ❤️
599
he is so completely unhinged twitter.com/edw4rdcuIIen/s…
600
i love spotify wrapped because how else would i remember just how depressed i was from january to october
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