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next year’s met gala theme should be the twilight saga
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hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you” and you are sending me “u can come if u want to” ?!!?!
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“i think you’re cute” ok so wear a photo of me inside a heart shaped locket then
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SYDNEY SWEENEY HAS A WHOLE TIKTOK PAGE THATS JUST HER REPAIRING VINTAGE CARS?? MA’AM?!!!
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when hozier said “i’m so full of love i could barely eat” and “my baby’s sweet as can be she gives me toothaches just from kissing me” and “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down i'll crawl home to her” ALL IN THE SAME SONG
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she’s a 10 but she cries on her birthday every single year
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so like at what point in ur 20s do u stop feeling like u are still 18 years old
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“im a creep” “im a weirdo” ok well im going back to 505 if its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
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good morning to girls who announce to the entire room that they have to pee when they have to pee