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finance bros and astrology girls are the modern day montagues and capulets
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men be like “girls are just exaggerating their period pains” but will literally cry if you tweeze their eyebrows
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its 5/05 happy arctic monkeys day besties
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wish i could end sentences with “<3” in real life
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lexi howard imagining her life is a movie and everything around her isn’t real when shit gets hard…..that girl is JUST like me
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i really think vienna by billy joel is more effective than 6 months of therapy
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i want to be a woman in an old painting so fucking bad they just eat fruit and recline on velvet sofas with their titties out like god what a life
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imagine thinking girls wear makeup so boys will like them. girls wear makeup so that other girls will compliment their blending technique or ask them what shade of lipgloss they’re wearing and get 3 days worth of serotonin from that interaction
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this was my best childhood day of television. lives were changed twitter.com/hannahposts/st…
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when lorde said “i tend to cancel all the plans” and “im kinda like a prettier jesus” in solar power ..... thank god she is back she gets me
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fixed it twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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we as a society must drop the pretense that getting your nails done is a relaxing experience when in reality there is nothing more anxiety-inducing and hellish
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they say u attract what u fear oh nooo a tiny coastal town with bakeries and cafés and buildings with renaissance architecture and a big field that’s perfect for picnics aaaahhh im so scared ahhhh