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i saw someone say matcha tastes like turtle pussy and have not recovered
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financially edging myself by putting a million things in my online shopping cart then closing the tab
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i'm like "idc" then consider recreating the plot of gone girl
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*at a frequency only girls can hear* hiii
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need some holes & head not in a sexual way but in a lobotomy way
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i think a large plate of lasagna would solve a lot of my problems rn
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who want me (platonic)
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do NOT put anything in front of my face when i'm drunk i WILL put it in my mouth
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i don't got mommy issues !! 🗣️🗣️ my mommy got daughter issues 🤣🤣🤣 (i urgently need to be checked into a mental facility)
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will it be offing myself or getting myself off for today
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people who make mental illness a competition are so weird like get well soon what else do you want me to say
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you're telling me this trauma gives head??
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how are you 5'9" and a male manipulator ... shut ur keebler elf ass up ...
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sorry i haven't been chronically posting are yall still parasocially in love with me
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when you get so mad you start getting calm
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i am not "real" or "based" we both need psychological evaluation
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people change... i am not who i was 5 minutes ago...
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why are you as a man rubbing my labia
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her favorite color must be orange all of the bottles in her cabinet are that color